1. He haz cool hairs.
2. He looks like Gene Wilder (a.k.a. Willy Wonka) and anyone who resembles a neurotic, manipulating, sweet-toothed child kidnapper is fine by me.
3. He proves that even nasally, awkward dorks can have swag.
4. Nic Cage is a fair fighter, supports women’s rights, and loves animals. Writers know this.
5. It’s refreshing to know that we can draw a distinction between the fake Twilight and True Blood vampires and real ones. Brain, ‘sploded.